I don’t complain much about my job. A lot of that has to do with the fact that I
get paid to watch high school soccer during the fall. And while sometimes you just have to accept
the fact that there are players at that level who still don’t know the rules,
one thing I have learned is that women’s soccer is nothing to scoff at.
I have to admit that the first international women’s tournament I really paid attention to was last year’s World Cup, but I was hooked. Part of it has to do with the fact that the US women’s team is the only US team that will ever challenge in the World Cup, but the other part of it is that they are seriously good. Maybe it’s because they can’t rely on pure athleticism to make up for any lack of skill they may have like so many men’s teams do, or maybe it’s just because that’s the way their leagues have developed. Regardless, the passing amongst the US women’s team is outstanding. I’m not talking tiki-taka passing where Xavi racks up 300 passes to his full backs every game, I’m talking about fast, accurate, dynamic passing that will not only keep you awake, but will make you realize how lazy the men’s game can be.
In fact, the US women’s team make a lot of the world class men’s players look like a bunch of spoiled emo kids who complain because their ipad only has a nine inch screen. Not just because the women’s game doesn’t have half of the gamesmanship or petulance that you find in the men’s version, but also because they simply try harder. Watch an interview with Abby Wambach after 90 minutes on the field and she looks like she’s about to fall over dead, watch an interview with Cristiano Ronaldo after 90 minutes and he’ll be ready for another 90. He may be one of the most fit human beings on the earth, but what does that say about how hard he tries?
The opening ceremonies are on Friday and the soccer has already begun. Check out the schedules and grab a pint.
The US Women’s 2012 Olympic team (so you can understand it):
Starting 11 for game 1 vs. France:
I have to admit that the first international women’s tournament I really paid attention to was last year’s World Cup, but I was hooked. Part of it has to do with the fact that the US women’s team is the only US team that will ever challenge in the World Cup, but the other part of it is that they are seriously good. Maybe it’s because they can’t rely on pure athleticism to make up for any lack of skill they may have like so many men’s teams do, or maybe it’s just because that’s the way their leagues have developed. Regardless, the passing amongst the US women’s team is outstanding. I’m not talking tiki-taka passing where Xavi racks up 300 passes to his full backs every game, I’m talking about fast, accurate, dynamic passing that will not only keep you awake, but will make you realize how lazy the men’s game can be.
In fact, the US women’s team make a lot of the world class men’s players look like a bunch of spoiled emo kids who complain because their ipad only has a nine inch screen. Not just because the women’s game doesn’t have half of the gamesmanship or petulance that you find in the men’s version, but also because they simply try harder. Watch an interview with Abby Wambach after 90 minutes on the field and she looks like she’s about to fall over dead, watch an interview with Cristiano Ronaldo after 90 minutes and he’ll be ready for another 90. He may be one of the most fit human beings on the earth, but what does that say about how hard he tries?
The opening ceremonies are on Friday and the soccer has already begun. Check out the schedules and grab a pint.
The US Women’s 2012 Olympic team (so you can understand it):
Starting 11 for game 1 vs. France:
G - Hope Solo – The Peter Schmeichel of the women’s game
(except much better looking).
D - Rachel Buehler – The dirty CB.
D - Christie Rampone – The quick CB.
RB - Amy LePeilbet – Like any RB from the men’s game except she can cross, imagine that.
LB – Kelley O’Hara – If Ashley Cole was a white, female, not complete prick.
RM – Megan Rapinoe – She likes attention as much as David Beckham, but she’s better at goal celebrations.
CM – Shannon Boxx – Appropriately named box to box midfielder.
CM - Lauren Cheney – The playmaker.
LM - Tobin Heath – Right footed LM, as expected she likes to cut inside a lot.
F – Alex Morgan – Little forward.
F – Abby Wamback – Big forward.
D - Rachel Buehler – The dirty CB.
D - Christie Rampone – The quick CB.
RB - Amy LePeilbet – Like any RB from the men’s game except she can cross, imagine that.
LB – Kelley O’Hara – If Ashley Cole was a white, female, not complete prick.
RM – Megan Rapinoe – She likes attention as much as David Beckham, but she’s better at goal celebrations.
CM – Shannon Boxx – Appropriately named box to box midfielder.
CM - Lauren Cheney – The playmaker.
LM - Tobin Heath – Right footed LM, as expected she likes to cut inside a lot.
F – Alex Morgan – Little forward.
F – Abby Wamback – Big forward.